Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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