Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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