Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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