Please, let me fuck your mom
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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