no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Watching her eat just hurts me
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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