Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
