I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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