i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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