The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize