please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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