SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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