Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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