Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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