I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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