i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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