the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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