I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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