What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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