I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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