she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Do plants get herpes?
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