why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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