You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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