How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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