i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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