So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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