We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
