that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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