giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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