The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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