Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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