i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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