You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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