There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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