Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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