Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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