what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
