we have officially lost it.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
