is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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