so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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