it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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