So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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