I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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