6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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