okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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