no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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