I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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