I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
