Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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