My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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