now i know why i became what i already was.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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