i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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