Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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