just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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