His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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