He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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